i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.
i take this shit seriously.
bros before hoes except after c
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass